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Are you Single? This is how to get your Husband…. using Uber!

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Not my quote!!!! I came across this on this fabulous blog I love, naijasinglegirl.com and I say even as hilarious as it sounds, who knows, it might just work out.

I just heard rumours that some girls have been quietly meeting their husbands in Uber and they have refused to make this information public so desperate single girls don’t ruin the system.

In fact, one of my friends have marked the super automated taxi system as her number one place to tie down a husband in 2017.

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According to my friend, her colleague used an Uber earlier this year and she and the driver got talking like old buddies. When she was about alighting, they exchanged contacts and the rest they say is history. She is about to walk down the aisle with him in a few weeks.

“Uber drivers are on par with regular cab men! I don’t want to marry a driver.” You might say. This is false.

The guy she met has three cars he hired people to use for Uber. One of these cars was enrolled for UBER Select, the luxury and pricey service by Uber where a G-Wagon or Range Rover could pick you.
So rich guy was bored one weekend and he decided to do cabu-cabu with the Range Rover. That is how he met the girl!

If you’ve decided to try your husband hunting in Uber, take note of these tips.
1 If you want rich husband use Uber Black.
2 If your  Driver arrives wearing a marriage band, cancel the trip!
3 Sit in the frontseat beside the  driver and not at the back like a madam. No man has the time to be twisting & turning his neck to chat with you.
4 Be polite and act like a lady. Every single  driver is a potential husband.
5 Don’t use an Uber to indecent places. Even if the  driver is not interested in you, he might have an unmarried oga or brother.
6 Ladies, don’t use Uber with ‘your squad’. Your bestie might snatch your prospective husband before your very own eyes.
7 Act like a wife material whenever you are in the Uber of a prospective husband. Pray with him at the start & end of a trip, play gospel music from your mobile phone, speak in tongues to the driver. If possible cook in the car.

I wish you all goodluck

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